Archive for June, 2003

30
Jun

This is a story that I hate to tell, but here goes…

This is a story that I hate to tell, but here goes . . .

About a week ago, I was told by my neighbor that his upstairs neighbor (William Penn) had moved and abandoned his dog on the porch. This poor dog was on the porch, in his crate, with no sign of having had food or water in at least a day. So, I went and got a supply of dog food and a leash for the poor baby, hoping that he’d feel like eating and taking a walk.

He felt like eating, but he wasn’t strong enough to walk. I’ve lived next door to this dog for a long time, and he’s a beautiful Rhodesian Ridgeback, and a rather large dog. So . . . I tried to find a home for this dog . . .preferably one who wouldn’t put him to sleep. I stumbled across the Rhodesian Ridgeback Rescue Society online (www.ridgebackrescue.org) and talked to a great woman (Kathy Bakken), who is the Regional Director of the organization, and jumped right in to help me get him and find a home for him.

Before the rescuer (Joanna) could get here, William (alias the jackass) returned home and I berated him for abandoning his dog (which might have been a mistake, in retrospect). Joanna, her friend Mike and I were on a stakeout, waiting for William to leave so that we could take the dog. After his car was gone, we went over to the porch and the dog was gone, which meant that he’d either taken the dog, or locked him up.

A day later, I still wasn’t sure if he’d taken the dog, or just locked him up. The downstairs neighbor said he hadn’t heard the dog in a while, so we were thinking that William had taken the dog with him — which wasn’t necessarily good news, but better than the dog being locked up with no food.

In the meantime, Kathy, who was very worried about the dog at this point, didn’t trust that William had taken the dog (and to be honest, neither did I, but I was in denial that someone could be so cruel and heartless as to abandon their pet). She found out that William had abused dogs before (tight little network, that Ridgeback society), and that our sweet, skinny, malnourished porch waif had once been a top ranking show dog named Neiman Marcus! This didn’t surprise me. When I met William, he told me that he was a breeder. At one time he had three of those dogs in a 3 bedroom condo. The puppy kept escaping and almost got hit by several cars. He never walked them, or cleaned up after them. He’s a terrible person.

Two days later, the landlord showed up, pried the door open with a crowbar and found the dog, a cat (or evidence of the cat, who was hiding) and abandoned fish. Of course this all comes to a head at the worst possible moment for me. I had to be at Second City, I was on a difficult deadline, and the Taste of Chicago was going to prevent me from getting anywhere in a hurry.

Despite all that, I went over to the apartment (which was disgusting, by the way), and got the dog (I couldn’t find the cat). Anyone who would have seen him would have wanted to cry immediately. He was so happy to get food and water. He couldn’t eat fast enough. He could barely walk. I hated it that I had to leave, but the rescue people were on their way, so I knew he would be in good hands.

Kathy called me later to tell me that he had been safely delivered to her house, and that he was in the worst shape she’d ever seen. She called Animal Control and took pictures of his condition. After a visit to the vet, she learned that he was 30 lbs underweight, malnourished, but surprisingly not dehydrated, and that his hind leg muscles were atrophied from abuse and lack of exercise. We know that he’s going to be 13 on Halloween (found on one of the Ridgeback sites), which means that we don’t know if he’s going to fully recover, or how long he’s going to be around.

I visited him yesterday at Kathy’s house and surprised he and his three new Ridgeback brothers with a few treats and nutritional snacks. He gets better by the day. Kathy and her husband Chris are great people with a big hearts and 1/2 acre of doggy heaven. Neiman, who they’re trying to rename, is a sweet dog who is just so happy that someone’s being nice to him and feeding him regularly.

Hard to believe that the world is a good place when there are people who would abuse defenseless animals. But I guess it’s balanced by people like Kathy and Chris who rescue the abused. William has been reported, and I’m sure there’s a special place in hell for him.

The best thing that came out of this is that I have new friends and dogs to visit.

23
Jun

It’s late and I’m tired after walking around in th…

It’s late and I’m tired after walking around in the hot sun for a few hours at the Taste of Randolph Street in Chicago and a party in honor of the first episode of the last season of Sex and the City with the girls.

Speaking of which . . . did anybody happen to catch Sex and the City tonight? I don’t know what to think. Will Charlotte convert for her froglike Jewish boyfriend? Will Steve and Miranda EVER be on the same page? Will Samantha EVER run out of men to have sex with? Last but not least . . . what the HELL was Carrie wearing??? What was with all of those bobby pins? I appreciate wacky fashion, but if tonight was any indication of what’s to come for the rest of the season, I’ll be prepared to cringe every time I see one of those mismatched outfits with odd accessories. If anyone has any predictions, drop me a line (gina@ginabarge.com) and let me know.

One of my fellow columnists wrote about me this week. It’s actually quite entertaining. Check it out —> John St. Augustine’s column.. I really didn’t know he had a crush on Dorothy Hamill. Oh, wait a minute . . . yes I did. I just haven’t written about it yet!! :-)

21
Jun

This actually might be a column topic, so if you s…

This actually might be a column topic, so if you see it again, you’ll know why. As I get older and more and more of my female friends get married, something happens to them. They become co-dependent. I didn’t fully realize this until one of my married friends pointed it out, and now I see just how correct she is. Women who were perfectly able to do things for themselves in the past have become extremely reliant on their husbands. Now . . . nothing’s wrong with this, necessarily. The only time it becomes annoying to me is when they expect to be catered to by everyone, including their female friends — particularly those of us who are single.

It’s very strange. For some of them, it’s almost as if they had partial lobotomies shortly after saying “I do.” Women who once had good senses of direction, now can’t navigate their way through their own neighborhoods. Women who can do 40 lb. curls, for some reason, have trouble with bags of groceries. Women who have been driving for half their lives act like they don’t know what to do behind the wheel of a car. What is happening? Someone needs to examine this as a potential mental, if not medical, condition.

Some years ago, I about passed out when one of my friends actually asked me to pump her gas because, ever since she’s been married, she hasn’t touched a gas pump. I laughed and calmly suggested that the little Princess refamiliarize herself with the feel of cold metal in her hands and the smell of ethanol.

And there’s a juxtaposition. The longer I’m single, the more I learn to do for myself. It’s kind of fun. I’m no longer afraid of “assembly required” furnishings, and I’m even learning the joys of electrical work. If anyone hears of an electrical fire started in a a Chicago residence, you’ll know what happened.

18
Jun

It’s been a while. It’s been a busy, busy week. …

It’s been a while. It’s been a busy, busy week. Where do I begin? The book signing was okay. Having remained relatively sober despite the many martinis passed my way, I think I might like it better the other way. They’re a little bit more stressful when I’m sober. Color me re-retired.

Connectivity has gotten out of hand, if you ask me. What? You say you didn’t ask me? That’s okay. I’ll share anyway. It used to be a luxury to have a cellular device. Now, I feel that it’s more of a burden. I don’t necessarily like the fact that people can contact me no matter where I am, regardless of what I’m doing. I find it to be a big stinkin’ imposition, most of the time. (Of course I employ the ultimate double standard. If I’m dating someone, I love it that they’re just a speed dial away and hate it when they don’t answer the phone. As usual,

I digress . . .) But there’s really nothing more annoying than scrambling to answer my cell phone to talk to someone who wants nothing whatsoever. And I do mean NOTHING. And of course it takes me a few precious minutes to figure this out and gingerly excuse myself from the expensive silence laden conversation. I know . . . that sounds shitty of me, right? Honestly, I don’t mind gabbing mindlessly with my friends when I’m out doing something leisurely. Actually I often welcome the break — particularly when there’s good gossip involved. Call me a commitment-phobe, but I just don’t like the expectation that the phone will be answered.

So I made a decision. I decided to selectively answer the phone outside of business hours. I don’t necessarily screen calls (although people that block their numbers definitely don’t get to hear a live “hello”). I just have moments when answering the phone isn’t a priority. I force myself to turn it off and have stopped being a slave to it. I’ve resisted the urge to look at it every minute to check for that little mailbox icon that tells me that a message is waiting. I’m a happier Gina because of it.

But I’ll tell you who’s not happy, and those are the callers who have grown accustomed to my prompt phone answering or message returning. I’ve gotten a few attitudinal “why didn’t you answer your phone?” queries for those who want to make their urgencies my urgencies. Most of those are from my mother, who calls when I’m out yet becomes instantly annoyed when I tell her I’m driving. That must be when the road rage starts.

09
Jun

Okay, so I have a book signing coming up this Frid…

Okay, so I have a book signing coming up this Friday (6/13/03) at SuperLounge (209 W. Lake St.). I’m going to try really hard not to get drunk at this one. :-) Traditionally, signings aren’t my favorite things, so I typically stress out when I get there in fear that nobody will show up. THEN the bartender feels bad for me, so he/she (usually a he) hooks me up with a wicked martini to calm me down. Three calmings later, when people begin to show, I’m in all my splendor and have no idea of what I’ve signed in everyone’s books.

All this to say . . . if anyone happens to read this post and decides to come to the signing, you’ll know the drill if I’m a bit TOO happy and start writing weird stuff in your book. I apologize in advance.

06
Jun

Was anyone else upset when Serena Williams lost th…

Was anyone else upset when Serena Williams lost the French Open? I must say that the French aren’t exactly endearing themselves to me this year. Before 2003, I could still romanticize Paris and complain only about the excessive amounts of doggy poop found on the streets. At this point I’m considering getting deprogrammed of my since-I-was-5 ingrained French accent.

Truthfully, I could’ve gotten over the war issue, but I might just adopt the term “Freedom Fries” after yesterday’s brash display of poor sportsmanship on the part of that rude crowd. Sure, I understand that they didn’t want an American to win, but DAMN! Did they have to be so smug, and so openly . . . well . . . French about it?

Perhaps this rant will cause any Francophile who ever read my column to protest. But honestly, if anyone has an opinion other than mine, I can’t bear to hear it on this issue, because I just LOVE Serena Williams. What’s not to love? Anyone who has the wherewithall to pull off an athletic catsuit and win 4 consecutive grand slams could be my friend any day.

Of course I’m being dramatic, but I really don’t think she deserved deliberate breaks in concentration and loud cheers when she missed a point. All I can say is that the crowd is really lucky that her father wasn’t present — although it would have been fun to watch him curse them out.

02
Jun

Blues Fest is over and my life, as I once knew it,…

Blues Fest is over and my life, as I once knew it, can begin again. The movie releases in September . . . September 28, to be specific. “The movie” would be “The Blues,” the documentary on the history of blues music Executive Produced by Martin Scorsese. Anyone who doesn’t know about it should check it out on PBS. The one I worked on is “Godfathers and Sons,” which is the 5th film in the series and focuses on Chicago and Chess Records, specifically Muddy Waters’ Electric Mud album.