My fave day!
It’s garbage day, the end of the week, and column day! 
The column that was released today is all about identifying red flags before you get involved with a weirdo. My friends were so helpful in compiling this list. So helpful that there were a few that didn’t make the cut that I couldn’t fit into my 650 word-count limit. Here are a few of them for your viewing pleasure:
- Hates animals
- Has strange attraction to weird animals — like iguanas or cockatiels.
- Only has one pair of shoes — just one.
- Is jumpy, and frequently has to make “a run”
- Always wants to go dutch
- Has slept with several of your friends or family members
- Doesn’t own a suit
- When talking about his past, makes the distinction between “Old Bob,” and “New Bob”
- Has ongoing contact with an ex for reasons other than friendship — or has ambiguous ‘friendly’ relationships with multiple exes
- Talks about his former life as a delinquent
- Has dirty fingernails
I know I have more, but I’ve run into a time constraint. Please feel free to add some to the list!
