More co-worker traits

I was inspired by my commenters from the previous post about my annoying co-worker. There are more problems:

4. He reads over your shoulder. He sees zero problem with walking up behind someone and reading the contents of their computer screen — or whatever’s on their desk. He’s nosy as fuck.

5. He makes the most inane comments. He’ll say things just to say them, and he’ll say them with conviction, as though he’s adding insight. For example, if a bunch of us are sitting in the conference room having lunch in silence, he’ll say: “You know . . . I guarantee you that it’ll get dark later as we get closer to summer.” or “I’ll bet everyone was hungry before they ate lunch.” We all look at each other like “WTF is he talking about???”

6. He breathes really loud, and through his nose.

7. He’s nice, so occasionally we’ll feel badly about flaming him. Until he does #1-6.