New Column, Cinco de Mayo, et al
The new column dropped today, and it’s all about being a cheerleader for the one you love– or at least claim to like.
The cover features Tom Cruise, who has turned out to be quite the freak, hasn’t he? That’s what religious fanaticism will do for you, I guess. And last night at an event with a few colleagues, we discussed how Katie Holmes is probably a Scientology Stepford Wife, and is now a robot who perfectly executes the Scientology “religion.” She probably gave birth to the dubiously conceived child without so much of a whimper, and she was able to do that because she no longer has feelings. I only hope I’m still around when she’s resumed her senses and writes a tell-all book.
All this to say that I’m significantly less excited to see MI III.
Anyone got any good Cinco de Mayo plans? I’m going to a wild party given by a co-worker. I don’t know the address, but he told me to follow the scent of Tequila. I’m afraid.
