Today’s new column — http://www.redeyechicago.com/ginab.htm — is about ultimatums. Read it, or else! 
Also, because I get accused of not publicizing these things, local Chicagoans can see me on Fox news at 6:40 am on Monday discussing breakups. Tune in if you want a good morning scare. All I can say is thank God someone’s doing my makeup. I’ll need a professional job to cover the bags!
