The new column is about good couples, and how to achieve good-couple-dom.  Check it out:  http://redeye.chicagotribune.com.

 

On another note, my pictures have still not turned up at Walgreen’s as of yet (see yesterday).  It’s become my obsession, and the woman with the 17-inch green fingernails seems not to care very much.  I called this morning at 7:00 am and spoke with Ms. Talons.  She had the unmitigated gall to ask: “Are you sure you gave me the right name?”  I replied:  “Yeah, because I’m in the habit of giving erroneous names.  And it’s interesting that the correct name was on the other two rolls that I turned in at the SAME TIME.  The fact that you’re even asking me that is completely ridiculous.”

 

I might have to elevate the level of my complaint, because she is CLEARLY apathetic and inefficient — a horrible combination.

 

Special note to the anonymous commenters — I know my comment has been requested, and I promise to add my two cents as soon as I get caught up.