Check out the new column (http://redeye.chicagotribune.com).  It’s all about Stuff, and how to retrieve it after a breakup. 

 

I’ve been a bad blogger lately.  And it isn’t as though there’s nothing to write about.  There’s plenty.  It’s just that I haven’t stopped for five minutes to write about it.

 

For example, Jennifer Lopez has decided to pull out of her role in Dallas . . . which means that there’s more of a chance that I’ll see the movie when it releases.  Star Jones is planning to sue anyone who says that her marriage is on the rocks . . . which means that I’ll have to be more discreet about my Star-and-Al-bashing (yeah, right . . . like she’d waste energy suing me, of all people). 

 

More later (I promise).  I have MUCH work to do!!