In the process of procrastination

So, I bought curtain rods yesterday ($130, thankyouverymuch). These rods were purchased to FINALLY install the valances that I bought . . . oh . . . SEVERAL months ago.

I’ve been on this quest for home improvement lately, and I’m procrastinating it. I don’t really know why.

I can tell you that, right now, I’m only blogging because I don’t feel like going downstairs and putting the drill to use to install these curtains. Although I know I’ll feel MUCH better once it’s done.

I should just stop being such a lazy girl, shouldn’t I?

I’m also on the first day of a cleanse. I do this cleanse quarterly — or at least I used to. I would guess that it’s been about a year since I’ve done it the last time. It’s basically fruits and vegetables only for the next 7 days. I don’t know what it is about being food restricted that makes me crave shit that I would never eat to begin with.

I don’t eat red meat, and haven’t since I was about 19 or 20. Therefore, I can’t comprehend why I had a craving for a Quarter Pounder this morning. Also, yesterday, in anticipation of the cleanse, it almost seemed like a good idea to have a Krispy Kreme doughnut. WHAT? (Okay, truthfully, I had 1/2 Dunkin Donut a few days prior when someone brought them in the office for a birthday celebration. Still. Not the point!).

So, I will proceed to drive myself absolutely insane for the next week as I maintain a steady diet of “twigs and berries,” as the BF calls it, but I will feel completely de-toxed by the end. And a little bit lighter.

Okay, to avoid becoming the goddess of procrastination, I guess I’ll go get the drill ready for my installation. Ugh!