So . . . I was doing my typical sweep of the CNN website, and saw where the attorney of Lisa Nowak – the astronaut who went cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs and took a 900-mile joy ride [or hate ride] to bust her lover – is denying that she was wearing diapers on her drive. Apparently those diapers were toddler-size and had been there for years, according to the attorney. He thinks the Pamper allegation is a preposterous tale cooked up by the media to denigrate his client.

Excuse me, but WTF???

First, clean your car, lady! Next, let’s not comment on the things we know – like the fact that she was having an affair, OR the fact that she was charged with kidnapping, battery, and burglary with assault, or EVEN the fact that she was so far into her crazy chasm that she actually believed that it was a good idea to drive across the country to bust her boy toy. Let’s just address either the absence or presence of diapers.

If I were her attorney, I would try to prove that she had a reason to be in Orlando other than to kill the bitch who was messing around with her man. Maybe take the angle she had a planned trip to Disneyworld, and thought that a staged kidnapping would be a great end to a visit with Mickey and Minnie?

Because, let’s face it. The diapers make the story more comical, but there are deeper problems with this scenario. A stable woman might possibly be mad enough to SAY that she will jump in her car and drive to Orlando. A less-stable woman will actually get IN the car and begin the journey. She might stop and come to her senses before reaching the interstate and reroute her trip to a bar or to a mall for retail therapy. But a woman who gets in the car, actually drives 900 MILES, reaches her destination and is STILL mad enough to kill? That is one crazy bitch. She is evil, and she must be destroyed.