Archive for September 7th, 2007

07
Sep

New column!

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07
Sep

I’m ba-ack

It was a good trip, but I’m glad to be back. I loved being away, but I clearly have relaxation issues. The concept of waking up and having nothing to do but go to the beach was something that would take some time getting used to. More than the five days that I was away. Lorrie brought up the point that I would have gone crazy had my beloved Blackberry not been operational. She might have a point. I was essentially glued to the thing the entire time. Yep, I’m pathetic.

On another note, I’m MCing a charity event in October (don’t laugh). It’s for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and it will be held on October 11th in Bucktown. Click here for more information. I’m normally pretty weird about being on panels, because they’re often about being attacked, or fielding arguments with fellow opinionated panelists. This, however, will be a lot of fun. It’s a great cause, and I can’t think of anything more delectable than auctioning off young hotties.

If you’re interested in being an auctioned bachelor, let me know. If you would like to attend, feel free.

Today’s nasty bus sighting: someone had apparently been to McDonald’s, purchased a value meal that contained one of their behemoth burgers, a big-big-biggie fry and the Mickey-D equivalent of a Big Gulp. This person finished his/her meal, and left the paper remnants licked clean and neatly laying on the set behind mine. The funny this is that several people went to sit in the seat, but caught themselves right before their asses hit wrappers, sticky from ketchup. I wonder if anyone’s moved it yet.