First of all, what the hell is wrong with Naomi Campbell? (http://omg.yahoo.com/uk-police-escort-naomi-campbell-off-plane/news/7932?nc) This article fails to mention that she was accused of spitting on an arresting officer. Spitting? Wow. Her mother must be proud.

For the record, I think spitting is the nastiest, most disrespectful thing you can do to a person. I would have received the spanking of my life if my mother ever heard that I had spit on anyone.

How many years have we been talking about weapons of mass destruction? Why has nobody thought of sending Naomi over to thwart the terrorists? Al-Qaeda doesn’t stand a chance against Naomi and her Tasmanian Devil temper. Even people who live in caves are too civilized to spit on each other.

I can’t wait to see what she does next.

I watched another train wreck show last night. That’s right – I tuned into “Rock the Cradle” on MTV, which features the children of former stars and their vocal stylings. Here’s the lineup:
- Jessie Money (daughter of Eddie Money)
- Landon Brown (neglected son of Bobby Brown)
- L’il Al B. Sure (son of the illustrious Al B. Sure)
- MC Hammer’s daughter (who’s first name escapes me)
- Chloe Lattanzi (daughter of Olivia Newton John)
- Dee Snider’s son
- Daughter of one of the lesser known Doobie Brothers

Either that’s all there is, or that’s all that I remember. Regardless . . . it’s like American Idol for dysfunctional talentless children of stars. In the beginning they talked about their famous parents, and the majority of them talk about how they didn’t have much interaction with their parents.

Bobby Brown’s son said that he only saw his father 4 times a year, and even said “my Dad was in jail a lot, and it was hard seeing people dress for Halloween in orange jumpsuits saying ‘I’m Bobby Brown.’” Tragic!

Al B. Sure’s son has just as much talent as he does.

If you get the chance to catch it, please do.