Another column released yesterday. It’s about men who secretly date other men. Click here to check it out. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
So . . . a few posts ago, I wrote about Nasty Bathroom Girl who puts her food on the floor of the stall while she relieves herself (I nearly threw up just writing that). Well . . . the other day I went into the bathroom and heard crunching coming from one of the stalls.
Crunching, like eating chips.
In fact, it WAS a person eating chips. I looked on the floor of the closed stall — hoping that I wouldn’t see what I did, which was an OPEN BAG of chips laying there. I never received confirmation — because I got the hell out of there ASAP — but the person in there was probably Nasty Bathroom Girl — because who else would think it was a good idea to idea while taking a dump???
WTF???