Archive for July 12th, 2008

12
Jul

New column and another nasty bathroom violation

Another column released yesterday. It’s about men who secretly date other men. Click here to check it out. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

So . . . a few posts ago, I wrote about Nasty Bathroom Girl who puts her food on the floor of the stall while she relieves herself (I nearly threw up just writing that). Well . . . the other day I went into the bathroom and heard crunching coming from one of the stalls.

Crunching, like eating chips.

In fact, it WAS a person eating chips. I looked on the floor of the closed stall — hoping that I wouldn’t see what I did, which was an OPEN BAG of chips laying there. I never received confirmation — because I got the hell out of there ASAP — but the person in there was probably Nasty Bathroom Girl — because who else would think it was a good idea to idea while taking a dump???

WTF???